Sabse Jyada Nasha Kis Men Hota Hai? Sharab Men? Nahin; Pyaar Men? Nahin; Paise Men? Nahin; Sabse Jyada Nasha To . .. ... Kitab Men Hota Hai Sala Kitab Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai
Patni Ki Shak Karne Ki Had: Pati Pyar Se "Main Tumhen Isi Tarah Sat Janmon Tak Pyaar Karunga" Patni: Ha Ha Mujhe Pata Hai Athven Janm Men Us Din Tumhari Secretary Ke Sath Ash Karoge
Agar Pyaar Men Paise Ki Ahmiyat Nahin Hoti To Har Kahani Men Ladki Ke Khwabon Men Koi Rajkumar Hi Kyon Hota Hai? Kabhi Suna Hai Ki "Mere Sapnon Ka Mochi Barat Le Kar Aayega"
Kumbh Mela Najdik Aa Raha Hain Sadhuon Ki Sankhya Mat Badhaiye Apane Patiyon Ko Pareshan Mat Kijiye Unhen Pyaar Se Rakhiye ~ Nasik Mahanagar Palika
Pyaar + Khayal + Dhamki = Maa Pyaar + Darr = Papa Pyaar + Saath = Behen Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai Pyaar + Zindagi = Dost Pyaar + Khayal + Darr + Saath + Ladai + Dhamki = Patni
Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi? Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!